The nonsensical ramblings of an extremely nerdy teenage girl. Most of them related to theatre, Phineas and Ferb, The Big Bang Theory, and really delicious food.
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"boxers are for boys, panties are for girls"

nO wrong bad

boxers and panties are liTERALLY JUST CROTCH FABRIC

wear whatever fucking underwear you want

it underwear.  just underwear.  stop.

you wanna know what the coolest underwear is?


they’re like boxers but they’re made of lace

anyone of any gender could wear these and they’re supposed to be super comfy







The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

The moon isn’t a planet you dumbfuck

the moon isn’t on there, fyi

that’s mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus, neptune, and pluto

Pluto isn’t a planet you dumbfuck

Viva la Pluto, motherfucker.

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the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong